So...This Is My 30's?

Mini-Testosterone Tuesday
November 21, 2006

Since Tuesday is under four hours away from ending (at least, in the Eastern time zone), I'll just make this short n' sweet.

As a Giants fan I couldn't be anymore disgusted than I was watching that horseshit performance last night on Monday Night Football. While I can attribute problems on defense to the plethora of injuries, last night's loss can be blamed on the offense. Eli Manning is regressing, and as a result, those around him can't make plays. I'm also hearing about the dogging by Plaxico Burress, which I missed. Can't say I'm shocked since he was a punk in Pittsburgh, had his punk moments last season with the Giants, and now this year. My question is...where the fuck is the coaching ? I said coming in to this season that if this team failed to make the postseason with this much talent, it was inexcusable and would be on the coaching staff. Memo to next year's GM: Fire Coughlin and crew if this team leaves me nothing to be excited about in January.

If you want to read more rants from equally angry fans of Big Blue, head on over to my friends at Giants 101.
I hit 7 out of 8 for this year's Major League Baseball top individual awards. My only misfire was the NL Cy Young, which went to Arizona's Brandon Webb; I picked Houston's Roy Oswalt.
Another shot of Lindsay Lohan's roast beef. I've seen her snatch so much lately that it's almost like she's my bitch on the side! Who ever said she had a "fire crotch"?
Speaking of oops, This week's Oops #1: Paris Hilton had a little too much to drink, and a little something got exposed.
So Derek Jeter lost the MVP to Minnesota's Justin Mourneau today. Think her cares? He gets to tag Jessica Biel tonight while the Twins slugger poses for media with a plaque.
This is deja vu. A year ago about this time, I was declaring R.I.P. on the Eagles' season. I think last weekend's knee injury to Donovan McNabb allows me to do it again. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sucks to be Drew Brees. The Saints QB throws for 500+ yards, and his team loses big to the Bengals, a team on a free fall after starting out 3-0. That's like winning a trip to Hedonism and coming home with a week's worth of masturbation highlights.
I love Sirius, and I love listening to the Playoboy Radio channel, but their game show "Playdate" is one of the biggest train wrecks of a radio show I've heard since David Lee Roth's brief run earlier this year. Host Tara Mack has an annoying voice, the scenarios they give guys to try to smooth talk a chick in are dumb, and the rules are never clear on how the hell you win. I mean, a guy goes through 2 or 3 rounds of scenarios, and in the last round a new caller gets picked up, gives a better answer, and can win the prize. Huh?
I just love how the Patriots played on a shitty turf all through their Super Bowl years. They lose two in a row, and they tear up the grass to replace it with FieldTurf.
Oops #2: Michael Richards' tirade towards two black audience members who heckled him this past Friday night. He went as far as calling them niggers repeatedly. He then goes on to David Letterman at the suggestion of his buddy Jerry Seinfeld on Monday night to apologize. At the start the crowd actually laughs at his demeanor. My prediction of what comes next: anger management/sensitivity training, because, as we all know--when a celeb fucks up, it's occurs because they need some type of therapy and just didn't know it yet.